Funny and sad like a trainwreck full of clowns, Don Paris Schlotman is a Brooklyn-based musician. Most recently playing bass in neo-noir band Toshio, and fronting wavegaze rock band Dolphins Don't Love on vocals and electric guitar.
The seventh son of a lightning bolt and a mountain lion. Plays music the way some people fall over. His artificial left eye can see 4 seconds into the future.